Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
4 words: hood of his car
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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