Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
so much tequila, so little girl.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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