white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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