She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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