we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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