i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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