Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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