i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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