So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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