why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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