Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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