Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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