Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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