If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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