508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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