Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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