In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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