none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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