Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so explain again why im purple
no
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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