Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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