so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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