Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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