At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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