HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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