Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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