yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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