Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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