No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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