gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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