We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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