Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My bed smells like the plague
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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