I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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