let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
