I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
this will be a night to untag.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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