i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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