i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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