He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Boobs are out for the taking
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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