Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Randomize
