Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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