just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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