yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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