I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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