there was a trapeze. enough said
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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