Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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