I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
where are my eyebrows?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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