is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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