Need sex. Gaining weight.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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