Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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