The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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