I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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