I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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