im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he told me I talked like a deaf person
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
