I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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