No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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