What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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