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(440): View more from Ohio

you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.

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(330): View more from Ohio

apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about

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(217): View more from Illinois

You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.

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(219): View more from Indiana

He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina

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(351): View more from Massachusetts

does anyone know where bryan is?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.

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